Oops... I owe you a do-over
💨 Clearing the air on my copy mistakes...
Hola! I’m Ixchel Lunar (they/them), an Indigenous-Time ecologist, ancestral medicine guide, and rhythm witch for creative rebels, decolonial dreamers, and neuroqueer visionaries. This Substack is dedicated to weaving business, body, and belonging into something no empire can replicate. Still punk as fuck. Still cozy in the chaos.
Beautiful Wildling,
If you visited the Soul Clients Who Pay Gladly page in the last few days and something didn’t quite make sense, here’s why. The mobile version had a bug. It was showing copy from a past workshop, and the word “free” appeared where it shouldn’t have. If you opened it and the offer didn’t add up, that wasn’t you. That was my faulty editing protocol.
(Finding a mobile bug at 8pm a few days before cart close has its own particular rhythm. I let myself laugh at it and went to bed.)
It’s fixed now. While I was in there, I added a few things that were missing.
The Price is now $297, and one workshop day instead of two.
Recording and transcript within 6 hours. The live workshop is on Thursday, May 28th, at 3 PM EDT. If the time works for you, live, you’ll have the recording plus a written transcript the same day. Live attendance isn’t required for the work to land.
A direct line to me. There’s a DM link on the page now. If you’re on the fence and want to ask a question before you commit, I’d rather hear what’s stopping you than have you guess.
A Telegram group. For everyone enrolled. Conversation between the two sessions, and a place to drop your soul-client recognition moments as they arrive.
Here is what the work actually delivers:
By the end of the workshop, you can name the clients you’re built for in your own words. Not a persona. Not an avatar. The actual person, with the specificity that makes them feel seen the moment they read your page, your bio, your offer. The right people recognize themselves and book. The wrong-fit inquiries thin out on their own.
That is the deliverable and the whole point.
This is for Founders whose work is already deep. You’ve done the ICA work, filled the avatar, answered the prompt more times than you can count, and the right-fit clients still aren’t here. Not because you didn’t work hard enough (you did, we all did). Those exercises were designed to keep you outward-facing and palatable enough to avoid scaring anyone off. Which is a f*cking colonial derivative if there ever was one. The worksheets produced content for the algorithm. They were never going to bring clients for your bones.
What’s missing is what your own work already broadcasts (and which clients are already listening for it).
One live session, 2-3 hours. May 28th. Cart closes Saturday, May 23rd, so I have time to write your reports.
If you've been on the fence, this is the email to reply to. Asking a question before you commit is how grown people relate to each other when making decisions. I'm reading replies all week.
Stay wild, love fiercely. Your presence is golden.
With wild and rebellious love,
Maltiox! xo Ixchel
P.S. If you’d rather DM than email, this is my Telegram. I check it regularly.
P.P.S. Maltiox pronounced mall-tee-osh means with gratitude in K’iche Mayan.
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I was raised and bore children on the traditional, unceded, and stolen lands of the Coast and Central Valley Miwok (colonized as Petaluma, CA) and Nisenan (colonized as Sacramento and Fair Oaks, CA), past, present, and future. I also write, work, and live in the highland forest of the traditional, unceded and stolen lands of the Totonac, Nahua, and Mexicah, past, present, and future, in what is known as Coatepec, Veracruz, Mexico.
P.P.S. I do not live or consent to the colonial impositions regarding the construct of Time. I also practice honoring rhythms of work, play, and rest so that I can serve you with embodied presence and with loving care. This means I may take several days to respond to your requests and questions. (h/t Eva Glamaris)
P.P.S. A mention is not necessarily an endorsement of someone. It’s an acknowledgment, a citation, of the origin of information in my process of understanding. (h/t Kelly Diels)
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